{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
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Song of the Sarong (1945) is a musical film starring Nancy Kelly and William Gargan. The film was written by Gene Lewis and directed by Harold Young.
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Peter Allen was an Australian politician. He was a farmer and a correspondent for the Adelaide Advertiser before entering politics. He was a member of the South Australian House of Assembly, representing Wallaroo from 1902 to 1912 and Yorke Peninsula from 1915 to 1925 as a representative of the Farmers and Producers Political Union, the Liberal Union and Liberal Federation. He contested the 1891 Wallaroo by-election.
"}{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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